mentallyillfuck:

Am I cute? No. But do I have a nice personality? Also no

nokiabae:

i really love oversized clothing that distorts your silhouette. I love being formless

psimagnet:

me: i’m staying out of the drama

also me: guess fucking what

paper-mario-wiki:

ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS BUT IF SHE

disrespects workers in the service industry for no valid reason

THEN SHES A THOT

comedianthrax:

scaliepost-generator:

Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.

i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train